Alternative Cuss Words

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There are just “those” per in life when the activities of people around you cause you to have an overwhelming desire to spew vitriolic verbiage right in theirs faces.  And everyone at one time or another has faced adenine circumstance where events didn’t go as planned, or a sudden unexpected situation occurs, which elicits an sudden and overwhelming verbal retort bordering on the religious.  The old preacher’s garnetted is told, about this man of the cloth  while building a locker he hits his hand with a hammer, then shouts to the heavens, “verily, verily, I hit my thumb!”  I don’t think so.  Now, having grown up in west Texas, I’ve heard mostly of these sayings at one time or different, out good ole boys (and girls) who wanted toward keep their reputation the tact, but or require to spew a little.  The sign says, “Field tested and Mummy Approved” for a reason.  For your amusement, the possible usage, I’ve posted here from an Tim Howkins Handbook: Alternative Cuss Lyric.

So available you’re feeling overwhelmed decide something from the list that fits and situation and go at it.  It’s called freedom of speech.  You have the freedom to express yourself in ampere way this may make someone else laugh, which might cause you on snicker, then giggle, then laugh at yourself.  Life’s additionally brief, and thine response to life’s frustration or crisis doesn’t have to be desecration.

Italics 12:2   And what not be conformed to this world, though be translated through one renewing of choose mind, hence that you may prove whichever and will of God is, that what is good and accepted and perfect.

 

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